Lucas= new Array ( 
"That's Buck--with a B.",
"No heart, no soul--that's the way you want it?",
"Conscience is the fear of getting caught.",
"All guilt is relative, loyalty counts...and never let your conscience be your guide. ",
"The beauty of a small town like Trinity is that we take care of our own. ",
"Down the road, maybe, uh...I'll ask you for a small favor.",
"These things have a thousand uses",
"You think you're the only woman I have to service tonight?",
"Care to join me in a little masochistic nihilism?",
"Nothin' like the smell of burnin' flesh.",
"I'm not gonna let her destroy me.",
"I can make your afterlife a livin' hell.",
"It's too late for salvation, my friend."
)  ;

Caleb = new Array ( 
"I ain't listenin' to you no more!",
"Well, he is my daddy, ain't he?",
"My sister needs me!",
"Merly? No, sir...well, why would I talk to her? She's dead!",
"Maybe I'll just start listenin' to Sheriff Buck."
) ;

Merlyn = new Array ( 
"Someone's at the door.",
"Well, a girl gets tired of being pure and innocent.",
"Thy will be done.",
"You can't run forever.",
"Be careful Caleb--you may not like what you find up there.",
"God did not abandon you, father.  Please don't let it be the other way around.",
"D'you think everybody's dead sister comes to visit them?",
"Lucas Buck is finally gonna pay for his sins.",
"Watch your step!",
"Scared?  You should be!"
) ;

Gail = new Array ( 
"That's the way I want it.",
"Yes, I do.",
"Don't you give a damn about anything?",
"For almost 20 years now I've questioned how my parents died.",
"I'm not impressed.",
"I'm not finished with our friend yet.",
"I want to do the right thing--I just don't know what that is.",
"I wish I remembered better."
) ;

Matt = new Array ( 
"Everything's dangerous. ",
"Lackey does the dirty work, and the guilty go free. Just another day in Trinity.",
"I'm over it. I suggest you get over it too.",
"If you want to do something for this boy just leave him the hell alone.",
"I would have been there but that woman just wouldn't leave--not that it wasn't enjoyable on some level.",
"If you're gonna kill yourself by jumping out of a window, don't you open it first?",
"Sometimes God works in mysterious ways."
) ;

Selena = new Array ( 
"Rack your balls?",
"Then the next time the mood strikes, I suggest you reach for yourself.",
"Well, if you're going to scream...why don't you come into the bedroom?",
"Mind your own damn business, Lucas.",
"What the hell's goin' on, Lucas?",
"If you're gonna scream, why don't you come into the bedroom?",
"Anytime you want to come by and play doctor, you can just whistle.",
"It's my nature."
) ;

Ben = new Array ( 
"Well, now it's confirmed. I am in hell.",
"I can't forget what Lucas done for me.",
"I love that pen--and I'd really like to get it back.",
"Why do you think they call 'em Southern belles?",
"Oh, yeah, I knew that.",
"You got no conscience about anything.",
"I can't be part of this no more.",
"Why are you doin' this to me?"
) ;

Loris = new Array ( 
"Never forget...the devil's cleverest ploy is to persuade you he doesn't exist.",
"I think we have messed around with this enough.",
"If you're still clinging to her maybe she feels trapped.",
"Don't touch that, Caleb.  Not now, not ever.",
"Pretty cool, huh?",
"I've had lots of folks stay here over the years and nobody's complained yet.",
"Ghosts have to eat, too, don't they?"
) ;

Billy = new Array ( 
"We ain't even started yet.",
"You touch another ounce of my blood supply -- you're givin' up a quart of your own.",
"Look like you could use some help there, buddy.",
"Boy, and they accuse us doctors of playing God.",
"I'm not leavin'--I'm stickin' around.",
"That was, um, one of the most interesting vaccinations I've ever given.",
"That is a really fast car you drive and if you don't mind I'd kinda like to take it nice and easy."
) ;


function Cutline(character) {
switch (character){
case "lucas": document.write( Lucas[Math.floor(Math.random() * Lucas.length) ] ); break;
case "caleb": document.write( Caleb[Math.floor(Math.random() * Caleb.length) ] ); break;
case "merlyn": document.write( Merlyn[Math.floor(Math.random() * Merlyn.length) ] ); break;
case "gail": document.write( Gail[Math.floor(Math.random() * Gail.length) ] ); break;
case "matt": document.write( Matt[Math.floor(Math.random() * Matt.length) ] ); break;
case "selena": document.write( Selena[Math.floor(Math.random() * Selena.length) ] ); break;
case "ben": document.write( Ben[Math.floor(Math.random() * Ben.length) ] ); break;
case "loris": document.write( Loris[Math.floor(Math.random() * Loris.length) ] ); break;
case "billy": document.write( Billy[Math.floor(Math.random() * Billy.length) ] ); break;
}

}